Funny Anime Quotes

“I see. So basically, you’re a Death God? And you came all the way from some place called Soul Society to vanquish evil spirits? Which means that monster earlier was one of those evil spirits? And it attacked that little girl? Okay, I belie– NO WAY I’LL BELIEVE THAT, DUMBASS!”
– Kurosaki Ichigo

“Do you know why the big brother is born first? It’s to protect the little brothers and sisters that come after him. A brother telling his sister, “I’ll kill you…” You never, ever say something like that.”
– Kurosaki Ichigo

“Remember, Ichigo. You are the man which the woman I fell in love with gave her life to protect. Live to the fullest, age to the fullest, go bald to the fullest, and die long before me. And if possible, die with a smile”
– Isshin Ichigo

“What a letdown, Kurosaki-san, a real letdown…. After all, there is nothing but fear reflected in your sword. When you dodge, you’re afraid of getting killed. When you attack, you’re afraid of killing someone. Even when you try to protect someone, you’re afraid of letting them die. Yes, your sword speaks to me only of absurd fear. What’s necessary in a fight isn’t fear. Nothing can be born of that. When you dodge, “I won’t let them kill me.” If you protect someone, “I won’t let them die.” If you attack, “I will kill them.” Well, can’t you see the resolve to cut you in my sword?”
– Kisuke Urahara

“Noooo, there’s no way I, a mere handsome and sexy shopkeeper, could possibly have bankai!” — Urahara Kisuke

“Remember this well. There are two kind of fights. As long as we place ourselves in battle, we must always know the difference: fights to defend life… and fights to defend pride….” — Ukitake Jushiro

“Hold on. So in my mind, this jacked-up, sideways ridiculousness is the normal state?” — Kurosaki Ichigo

“How many times do I have to tell you? It’s not Hitsugaya-kun, it’s Hitsugaya-taich?.” — Hitsugaya Toushiro

If. . . If I were the rain. . . that binds together the Earth and the sky, whom in all eternity will never mingle. . . Would I be able to bind two hearts together? – Orihime said

ICHIGO: “I came this far to save you. It doesn’t matter if you say you wanna face the death penalty…I’m gonna save you even if I have to drag you away!From this point on, all your opinions are rejected! Got that, dumbass?”

RUKIA: “What the hell is that?! You’re ignoring all the rescuee’s opinions?! What kind of tyrannical way is that to save someone?!”

ICHIGO: “Shut up! The one being rescued doesn’t get to complain! You just act the part and stand around trembling and say ‘Oh, save me!’”

RUKIA: “‘Oh, save me!’ my butt! I don’t tremble!”

-from Dattebayo subs, Episode 41

Live to the fullest, Ichigo. Live to the fullest, age to the fullest, go bald to the fullest… and die long after I do. And if possible, die with a smile. Isshin Kurosaki Quotes

“Mae… Sode no Shirayuki”

“We should not shed tears
That is a surrender of the body to the heart
It is only proof
That we are beings that do not know
What to do with out hearts”
Rukia Kuchiki Quotes

Don’t use such strong words. It makes you look weak. By S?suke Aizen

Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.  – Ukitake Quotes

“What are you doing? Why do you run Ichigo? You still have not called me. Face forward, Ichigo. You should be able to hear it now. That whichs blocks your ears is worthless fear. The enemy is one, you are one. What is there to fear? Cast off your fear. Look forward! Go forward! Never stand still. Retreat and you will age. Hesitate and you will die. Shout…my name is…ZANGETSU!!!

“It’s a thousand years too early for you to become worthy enough to die by my BanKai” — Kuchiki Byakuya

“Witness [my BanKai] with your eyes and remember it well … don’t worry, you won’t regret it. Before you can do that, you’ll most certainly already be dust in front of me.” — Kuchiki Byakuya

“Arrogance is often the undoing of a would-be victor” – Kuchiki Byakuya

“Something as useless as emotions, I never had them to begin with.” – Kuchiki Byakuya